Instant Poetry

[Oliver]

Thigh soul is uncluttered
With the shining vests of
Crockery, never to twist
the tentacles of avarice
Beyond the pale of Thigh
Mockery.

Wilst Thigh Gimlet hither
To for one special save big
Money at Menard's Maximum
Light house on the haunted hill.

Do you copy, Gilbert?

[Oliver]

Life is such undeserving gain

Yet is such bewildering loss 

That the supposed balance

Tips far towards the pain and

Heartbreak caused by those

Who care not what their actions cause

Brylcreem

[Oliver]

Slight Imbalance


My undying love for you, my Dear,

Is exceeded only by your undying scorn for me.

And it seems obviously clear, my Dear,

That thusly it shall always be.

[Oliver]

Deep


Not to be it so
Unthinking, of me
Yet, there is a
Dandy eclipse of
Pantomimed ecstasy
Lying fainting on the
Cusp of Chinning Crappie

(extra-credit if you offer an analysis of this poem but it must be 2 words-or less-max)

[Oliver]

How is the spirit of
Carmarken devouring the
Beast of Dinsmore?

Shall it savor the clutches of
Borndomia? Or of Clintsed Rhymechops?

Tell it upon the travails of
Biston Pipes or bloat the perry-diddle!

[Oliver]

Have you ever seen a
Corpuscle really hustle?

Have you ever seen a
Squirrel named Burrel?

Have you ever seen a
Milkshake at a clam bake?

You have??!

[Oliver]

Cast out thine eye
Upon the evil and
Mockery of thine
Wicked self-Rightous Brothers!

I wouldn't advise it, though.
VERY expensive and it REALLY hurts!

[Oliver]

Really Instinct

I need to quickly get this done
To answer all threads left here, hon. (or mun, as the case may be)

[Oliver]

The Dog

Woof!