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« on: January 15, 2008, 11:08:59 PM » |
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 07:54:17 PM » |
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False. I need my washboard.
The next person likes this forum the best of all?
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 07:54:17 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 11:19:06 PM » |
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Well, I'll put it to you this way. No one gives me a hard time here......(anymore, that is)
You wish they'd bring back the GONG SHOW so you could see J.P. Morgan again?
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2008, 09:35:19 PM » |
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True. That'd be good for kicks. I'd rather have Julie London, though, on the panel, but only if she'd can the cigarettes. It would also be a plus if she were able somehow to come back to life.
The next person "gets to hungry for dinner at 8. She enjoys the theatre, but'd never come late.
She'd never bother with people she'd hate, that's why the lady licks the stamp."?
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 05:30:03 PM » |
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If you seriously want an answer, it's "false", but, I could give you a real answer.....
The next person believes that "When Sunny Gets(Got) Blue", she should've baked brownies?
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2008, 01:21:51 PM » |
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False. Kumquat pudding would be a better choice.
The next person always intended to be outstanding in his/her field and has spent some time standing out there?
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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2008, 03:03:03 PM » |
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true
The next person believes that since baseballs are so hard, they should be replaced with eggs.
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2008, 09:20:00 AM » |
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False. Too expensive.
The next person screams with delight at Barney the Dinosaur's vocal rendition of "After the Lovin'"?
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2008, 08:26:23 PM » |
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Not personally. I do, however, hear a lot 'o screamin' 'cause dis be de bad part uh town, bro!!
So the screamers are either being murdered or havin' a lotta fun!
The next person never missed the Spring Byington Show and felt guilty about it when watching the Loretta Young Show??
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2008, 11:26:04 AM » |
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True but only during odd months-
Moths will be able to solve our energy crisis by 2010?
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2008, 11:26:04 AM » |
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2008, 09:35:45 PM » |
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Yes. They will have to since the cost of candles will have gotten too expensive for them to burn their wings with. They'll be looking at nuclear fusion or possibly simply eradicating their species so as to avoid the problem.
The next person's favorite word is "sizzle"?
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2008, 11:41:50 PM » |
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False (It's "Edwardo Carpawntee-a")
The person next to the last person would like to be behind the person who once was behind Terry Garr?
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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2008, 08:21:20 AM » |
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No answer. Too ambiguous.
The next person is nostalgic at seeing cars belching blue smoke?
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2008, 09:21:59 PM » |
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How did you guess?
On rare, glorious occasions, 2 or 3 cars will belch in rhythm. It is had not to suffocate through one of these thrilling, almost sensual events, but, it is well worth the risk of suffocating.
The next person fries eggs everytime he/she says the word "Oliver"?
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2008, 10:40:21 AM » |
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Though I type "Oliver" way too much, I do refrain from saying it. Not that it makes me fry eggs, which are too expensive now so I don't get them, but I tend to go to the middle of the street with my cornet and honk out a version of "Old Man River", which takes roughly 20 minutes.
I've had some very close calls with cars unwilling to slow down, let alone stop and wait for me to finish. Those that did never gave me any friendly 'toot' on their car horns for applause, either. Once, though, an old fellow collecting cans asked if I wanted to throw out my cornet so he could take it to the salvage yard. I said no, that I had quite an investment in it from the pawn shop ($25, which I don't want to sound like I'm impressing you, but to merely point out that the instrument is worth more than someone's skudsy beer cans.)
The next person likes short, simple, unassuming answers to these "True/False" questions?
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