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« on: October 30, 2007, 02:25:39 PM » |
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With no objections, I'd like to restart this thread even though it is here but without a readable title.
Do you know why all the activity-once again-stopped on this forum? Was it,,,,,,,my breath? Do I need a "Certs"?
edit note: added a "b" in the word "readable", that's all. You can go back to sleep.
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 07:19:34 PM » |
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Of COURSE it was your fault!
Do you have fancy handwriting?
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 07:19:34 PM » |
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Oliver
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2007, 08:18:17 AM » |
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I'm not that kinda guy.
Does your chimney need any tuckpointing?
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2007, 10:39:28 PM » |
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Yes. But you must never give a chimney everything it wants. You always want it to be coming back for more.
Does the next person have any good ideas for a new invention?
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 11:01:42 PM » |
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Yes. There should be some sort of device that'll give us everything we want and need.
I'd like to ask the next person something: "something"?
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 09:57:34 PM » |
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How brilliant!
Do you keep a spare light bulb on hand for a light house beacon? (5,575 watts)
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 11:16:50 PM » |
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Used to. Now we use that mini-fluorescent ones, it's only 1525 watts and lasts up to 2000 yrs.
Since noone reads here anymore, are you ever tempted to put unspeakable, unacceptable things in the threads??
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 11:28:25 PM » |
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Oops! I take back that last bit of nonsense and replace it with this bit of nonsense as there is some incredible stat of "5" (ha ha) guests online.
So, how 'bout them Cubbies? Huh?
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2008, 10:19:25 AM » |
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This IS the year.
Where is everybody?
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2008, 11:26:45 PM » |
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They're silently laughing at you, Oliver. "Get a life'!
Why do the unimaginative people always say as their prize put-down, "Get a life!"?
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Oliver
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2008, 09:19:43 PM » |
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ANSWER: GET A LIFE and find out!
Why does it have to be the darkest just before dawn?
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2008, 05:50:16 PM » |
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ANSWER: It doesn't. It just sounds kinda poetic.
"Where shall I look for the love, to replace you?"
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2008, 01:12:17 PM » |
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Have you tried an old J.C. Penny's catalogue?
How do you handle old sourpusses?
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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2008, 03:08:07 PM » |
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just the same as with the young sourpusses
What would you like to be asked?
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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2008, 09:52:45 PM » |
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I'd like to be asked why reptiles have not been elected to any public office?
Is there any relation between Monty Hall and the Count of Monte Cristo?
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